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debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YEAH!!!

VIVA LA PLUTO

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YES

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buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie

Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves

Black Widow orders towels online: the movie

Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie

Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie

Still more exciting than Ant Man

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themarchrabbit:

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themarchrabbit:

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.

I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because “you’re not underage in Costa Rica and we’ll be up all night with the bats anyway!”

- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night. 

- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.

- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road. 

- “Yeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.”

- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it. 

a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work

"go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine" can i burn the results sir? "fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway"

The prof I’m working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded “yes” she replied, “see, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. You’re actually useful.”

I then let her into her office.

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digitallyimpaired:

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.
You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 
If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.
and kill you.

oh shit
i didnt know hella jeff was real

hella jeff the killer

*Violently pushes you down the stairs where you crack your head and die*
Ḭ̮̼̪̞̭̙̥̗͚̫̮ͥ́ͯͫͭ̑͋͐ͯ̒̐͂̄ͤͥ̾̿̄͋ͅͅ ̜̲͙̫͇̞͙̠̜̗̗͈ͦͭ̽͛̈̒̋̈́͋ͦ̑̆̈́͂̌̆̚ͅW̜͈̠͓͚̳̟̻̲̺̳̺͎̻̪̭̋̈́ͭ̋̿̊͑͋ͥͥͬ̂ͅA̗̮̝̙̱̝̘̳̼͚͖͇̣̱͎̮ͪ̀́͒ͥ̅ͪ̇͐R̬̥̗̤̮̯̬̋ͮ̀͒̽̍́̇ͧͬ͑̈̌̉ͩ͊̐͋N̜̭̖͕͍͈̟̠̜̻͍ͤ̔͒͗̏ͬͫ͗ͪ͒̓E̗̰̘͖̟͍̦͍͈͕̝̪̲̱̙̾̇̅̋͑̉̽̅̂D̤̭̠̰͚̖̪̂̈̅͌̿ͭ͒̓̒ͯͦ͋ͧ͆̐̃͗̐̏ ̳̻̺͈̜̗̬̦̂͂ͩ͐͛̒͋ͯ͆ͣ͛Y͕͔͚̫̗̜̣͈̮̲̲̫̺̬̭͍̊̎ͨ̔̄̽Ö͖̦͚̥̝ͮ̿̽̋̌̆͌̓̀̚Ȕ̺̖̼̰͔̟̝̰̗̼̙͓͍̰͔̠̭̰̟̐̏̃ ̖͇̥̊ͣͧͤͦ͐̆ͤͅǍ͖̱̩̠̘͓̻͙̰̭̗ͮ̿ͤ̅̈ͣ̂͛ͯB͕̮̘̘̩͈̱̹͈̣̪̖̜̙̼̺̮̠͌͑̈́ͪ̽̂̏ͤ̈̋ͦ̒͐̌̀̚O̱̠̗̲̞͕̹̰̘ͤͣ͂̃͆̽̓̅̒̾ͫ̊͛ͩU̼̗̬̦̳̹͎̣̦͚̪̪͓̿̔̐̓͗ͫ̈́̓̆̉̐ͯ̋͂̚Ť̲͇̼̖̫̼̻̻̔ͨ̑͂̅́̄̾ͧͪͫ̈̄̌ͭ̀̒ ͓̺̻͉ͮ̄́͆ͯT͙̩͕̮̱̫͚̱̜̪̥̅ͯ̃͂̊́̍̆ͅͅͅH̺̟̲̜̲͈̗̖͙̪̲͔̠̦̲̦̍ͬ̊ͤͥ̄̈̏ͨͤ̓̑ͅE͈͍͎͈͔̙͈̖̻͎̝̟̮̟̫̥̯̒̈͗͌ ͎̜͔͎̪̩͇̻͔̲̩͚̾ͣͪͧ̈́ͮ̈̓ͨ͐̒̍Ś̥̣̹̤̗̩̟̳̳͖̗̦̘͆̓ͧ̂̈́̈́T̫͖̩̺̩̪͍͐̄͗ͤ̀̇̓̆̊ͮ̽̐̌̓ͅǍ̻͖̼̪̪̣̰̹̹̐ͥͪ̃̽̇Ḭ̟͖̠̰͖͇͈͇̺̟͈̮͒̂̒̏̎̈͂͂R̠̫̭͙͎̳̻ͥ̐ͯ̎ͧͧ͐͆̊͒͛ͮ̇S͙͓̩̦̓̅ͥ̈̉ͮ̐͒̍,̬͇̻̬͇̦̱ͨ͂ͮ̀̓̓ͥͧ̇͗̍̐̓ͩ̍͑͋̌ ̤̤̙̳̭̣͔͎̫͔͙͉͖̪̹̱̲̭ͣ̎͒͐̏ͣ́ͅB͕̹̦̦̟̫ͨ̈́̔̂ͭ̎́ͣ͌̊̿̌̉ͣR̯͉̠̱̜̖ͥ͑͐̍̓ͪO̪̪͖̩̳̳͈͇̓̏ͩ̈

I’m not taking chances

CRAP CRAP CRAP

IM SORRY IM PARANOID

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toby-is-life-blog:

erens-shotalevi:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

vriskakarkat:

theknightsoftimeandblood:

digitallyimpaired:

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.

You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 

If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.

and kill you.

oh shit

i didnt know hella jeff was real

hella jeff the killer

*Violently pushes you down the stairs where you crack your head and die*

Ḭ̮̼̪̞̭̙̥̗͚̫̮ͥ́ͯͫͭ̑͋͐ͯ̒̐͂̄ͤͥ̾̿̄͋ͅͅ ̜̲͙̫͇̞͙̠̜̗̗͈ͦͭ̽͛̈̒̋̈́͋ͦ̑̆̈́͂̌̆̚ͅW̜͈̠͓͚̳̟̻̲̺̳̺͎̻̪̭̋̈́ͭ̋̿̊͑͋ͥͥͬ̂ͅA̗̮̝̙̱̝̘̳̼͚͖͇̣̱͎̮ͪ̀́͒ͥ̅ͪ̇͐R̬̥̗̤̮̯̬̋ͮ̀͒̽̍́̇ͧͬ͑̈̌̉ͩ͊̐͋N̜̭̖͕͍͈̟̠̜̻͍ͤ̔͒͗̏ͬͫ͗ͪ͒̓E̗̰̘͖̟͍̦͍͈͕̝̪̲̱̙̾̇̅̋͑̉̽̅̂D̤̭̠̰͚̖̪̂̈̅͌̿ͭ͒̓̒ͯͦ͋ͧ͆̐̃͗̐̏ ̳̻̺͈̜̗̬̦̂͂ͩ͐͛̒͋ͯ͆ͣ͛Y͕͔͚̫̗̜̣͈̮̲̲̫̺̬̭͍̊̎ͨ̔̄̽Ö͖̦͚̥̝ͮ̿̽̋̌̆͌̓̀̚Ȕ̺̖̼̰͔̟̝̰̗̼̙͓͍̰͔̠̭̰̟̐̏̃ ̖͇̥̊ͣͧͤͦ͐̆ͤͅǍ͖̱̩̠̘͓̻͙̰̭̗ͮ̿ͤ̅̈ͣ̂͛ͯB͕̮̘̘̩͈̱̹͈̣̪̖̜̙̼̺̮̠͌͑̈́ͪ̽̂̏ͤ̈̋ͦ̒͐̌̀̚O̱̠̗̲̞͕̹̰̘ͤͣ͂̃͆̽̓̅̒̾ͫ̊͛ͩU̼̗̬̦̳̹͎̣̦͚̪̪͓̿̔̐̓͗ͫ̈́̓̆̉̐ͯ̋͂̚Ť̲͇̼̖̫̼̻̻̔ͨ̑͂̅́̄̾ͧͪͫ̈̄̌ͭ̀̒ ͓̺̻͉ͮ̄́͆ͯT͙̩͕̮̱̫͚̱̜̪̥̅ͯ̃͂̊́̍̆ͅͅͅH̺̟̲̜̲͈̗̖͙̪̲͔̠̦̲̦̍ͬ̊ͤͥ̄̈̏ͨͤ̓̑ͅE͈͍͎͈͔̙͈̖̻͎̝̟̮̟̫̥̯̒̈͗͌ ͎̜͔͎̪̩͇̻͔̲̩͚̾ͣͪͧ̈́ͮ̈̓ͨ͐̒̍Ś̥̣̹̤̗̩̟̳̳͖̗̦̘͆̓ͧ̂̈́̈́T̫͖̩̺̩̪͍͐̄͗ͤ̀̇̓̆̊ͮ̽̐̌̓ͅǍ̻͖̼̪̪̣̰̹̹̐ͥͪ̃̽̇Ḭ̟͖̠̰͖͇͈͇̺̟͈̮͒̂̒̏̎̈͂͂R̠̫̭͙͎̳̻ͥ̐ͯ̎ͧͧ͐͆̊͒͛ͮ̇S͙͓̩̦̓̅ͥ̈̉ͮ̐͒̍,̬͇̻̬͇̦̱ͨ͂ͮ̀̓̓ͥͧ̇͗̍̐̓ͩ̍͑͋̌ ̤̤̙̳̭̣͔͎̫͔͙͉͖̪̹̱̲̭ͣ̎͒͐̏ͣ́ͅB͕̹̦̦̟̫ͨ̈́̔̂ͭ̎́ͣ͌̊̿̌̉ͣR̯͉̠̱̜̖ͥ͑͐̍̓ͪO̪̪͖̩̳̳͈͇̓̏ͩ̈

I’m not taking chances

CRAP CRAP CRAP

IM SORRY IM PARANOID